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hamball1:

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                    fuck you

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vampirestump:

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     all text posts in october must be
              formatted like this

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Harry Lloyd: I love that look you give him there.
Emilia Clarke: Yeah, ‘cause I know that he’s about to go, “Oh, God! You’re so heavy! You’re fucking heavy, oh my god, you pregnant lady!” (laughs)

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koujakus-boyfriend:

sossidge:

me 11:59 September 30th

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me 12:00 October 1st

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it’s not even october and 90% of tumblr is like the second gif

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dirkbot:

things they don’t show you in porn:

  • elbowing each other in the face
  • leg cramps
  • queefing
  • accidentally pulling each other’s hair
  • ass pubes

things they also don’t show in porn:

  • sleepy morning sex
  • mutual giggle fits over awkward situations
  • sex fading into cuddles fading into sex and back into cuddles
  • your lover’s o face

so don’t ever compare yourself to porn thank you

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sophisticated-ignoranceee:

I’ve been waiting so long to find this.

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bitchiel:

justaddtommy:

i think we’re out of ink

have you tried turning it on and off again

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unityy:

xbox4:

old-spice-odor-blocker-bodywash:

sp00ky-scary:

omgtsn:

nentindo:

grawly:

what

what

what

what

what

what

ITS REAL OMG BUT WHERES 9

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arminsarmy:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

Ok just a reminder to everyone: If you’re planning on tweeting billie joe armstrong “wake up” or something tomorrow, DON’T. The song is about his father’s death and so it’s really personal and treating it like a joke isn’t the right thing to do. Plus he’s asked so many times for people to stop and no one listens so yeah. Please don’t do that.

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the-goddamazon:

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manekikoneko:

cloppinq:

water is fucked up because you need it to live and then it drowns you just because it can

Oxygen’s even more fucked up because you need it to process your most basic functions and from the very first breath you take, it is already working on oxidizing literally every part of you. We spend our whole lives being broken down by oxygen, one chemical reaction at a time.

Science side is morbid tonight

Y’all alright over there, science tumblr?

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"From 18 to 22 you meet a lot of temporary people."

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thecursedknight:

owlgoggles20:

Steal His Look: Smitty Werbenjaegermanjensen

Sorry but this look is currently unavailable

It was his hat, Mr. Krabs

He was #1

Oh god this has to be the best one yet

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